Why Can't Programmers.. Program?

[ReiDC0Re]

blackberry forderte mich heraus und das mehrfach. Hier kommt meine Antwort:
Angefangen mit einem byte converter(dec):

v1 5Zeichen:

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v2 (halbwegs ohne führende nullen):

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und nochmal nur der byteconverter(dec) ohne führende nullen:

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